It’s been 3 years between episodes of this one, so I’ve made it a nice long one.

Sit back, stay sheltered, and enjoy.

Hoping the weather is tranquil as fark wherever you are in the world.

Cheers,

e.

This one has been in the works for a coupla weeks.

I enjoy getting out of the cliche junket environment for celeb interviews when there’s a window of opportunity to do so. This particular concept may only be viable with the Aussie artists and personas. I dunno yet. I’m havin’ a play overall.

I heard of SPIT and David Wenham coming to town 2-3 weeks ago. Did some prep. Managed to snag the permission to do the interview how I wanted to. Shot for an hour at the same bar where Travis Fimmel (Ragnar) and I had a beer back in October 2024. Aaaand have been editing for the last 7 days. Good ol’ fashioned long form content!

If you international legends have never heard of or seen the film “Gettin’ Square” you should definitely go seek it out. David Wenham is incredible in that 2003 movie. An ultra young Sam Worthington pre-Avatar-fame is a mint draw card for ya as well. You’ll love it.

I am hoping I can shoot 2-3 of these pub chats a year. What other Aussies would ya like to see? Musicians, actors, politicians (?), athletes… Lemme know. I personally reckon Nicole Kidman would smash a pub chat ay. Ambitious goal for me?

This is a 1080 HD upload. Me mate Dominic and I did in fact shoot in 4k UHD (and we even took an influencer light to the pub to brighten up me favourite nook). So yeah nah yeah what I’m tellin’ ya is that the YouTube upload that will go out shortly will be in 4k and great for watching on ya telly if that’s your jam. Anyways, this is still lovely and of course ad-free for ya here on Subby Stacky if ya wanna watch 30 mins on the bloody phone.

Thanks legends,

e.

Please. Everyone. Can we stay away from Destination FARKED for more than 5 bloody minutes?

Is it possible at all?

I’m gonna work on being the cyclist riding through a flood to deliver food in 2025. That’s my approach.

Hope you’re well today legends.

O-Man

I hope you dig it Subby Stackers!

Cheers,

e.

Buuuuuuuuuut, sometimes it’s far too tempting to make a sequel.

It seems like there’s a lot of monthly, weekly, daily footage of these bloody cybertrucks gettin’ stuck up there in the northern hemisphere.

Do you legends see them on the road much?

Perth, Australia is usually 10-20 years behind the rest of the planet, so I reckon I’ll spot one down here in the late 2030’s.

Hope you’re havin’ a mint week.

e.

I wanted to get back to working on something feel good this week.

Ya can’t go wrong with focusing on the wins and fun shit that makes up a Destination Perfect compilation commentary.

Hope you’re havin’ a great week and enjoy this Fridee video :)

Cheers,

e.

As usual I spent most of the day aimlessly wondering around me little office and watching a wide array of bullshit online.

By midday… I decided to whip up a video based on a desktop folder that’s been sitting on me computer for about 7 years I reckon.

You’ve seen these types of themed compilations do the rounds for sure. For sure ya have!?

BUT now it’s time for the OZZY MAN VERSION.

Enjoy.

I hope you all had a Merry Xmas and Happy New Year!

Cheers,

e.

THIS will be the official long-form video note I end on for the year.

I will be back later in January. Thanks heaps for ya support and for watching my vids throughout 2024. It always does end up being a lot to reflect on!

Anyway, Merry Xmas and Happy New Year!

I’m gonna be laying low with the misso, kiddo, and 7 month old puppy Otto Hightower. Lots of activities to do, bloody house chores, and I also have a funeral to attend in the next fortnight (my Grandma, 98 years old, has passed away this week, plz do dedicate a cheeky and loving cheers to Valda Marrell who was born in 1926 over in Ballarat, Victoria! Huge life she lived xo Final Destination Farked comes for us all eventually).

Thanks again, see you in 2025.

e.

Aussie comedian Steph Broadbridge had likely been working on the show for a while and has had to cancel the gigs scheduled to date.

I hope she can sort it out and go full steam ahead. I reckon it sounds funny as fark and parody n satire should always push back!

Cheers,

e.

In today’s long form video I explore a bill in Australian parliament that aims to prevent people from under 16 starting social media accounts.

Right now, it remains a niche topic and I’m not finding a huge amount of discussion on it, but I really think it’s a juicy one…

I’ll let the video I spent 15-20 hours making do the talking for me.

Appreciate ya!

e.

O-Man

It cannot be rushed. It cannot be forced. You just have to sit and wait to see what dickheads will present themselves on the web… doing dodgy shit.

It’s not nice in many ways, but Ozzy Man should always retain some grit.

And if you have ever had your house or car or business broken into and stuff was stolen from ya, this series may be cathartic. The feeling of someone violating your space and stealing is one of those big time icky feelings in the world.

I have had camera equipment stolen from my Mitsubishi Sigma car once. That sucked. It was rental equipment back when I was 21 years old and trying to make short films for film festivals. The equipment rental place didn’t trust me much after that one.

AND when I lived in England the share house I was in got robbed. That one really sucked because they smashed a window, cut themselves, and left trails of blood all over the house. It also resulted in a camera being stolen from my bedroom...

Oh and my bicycle got flogged one time from the backyard when I lived in a share house in North Perth.

Okay, enough reminiscing on how I’ve been wronged.

Enjoy the video and the dose of thematic karma throughout it.

O-Man

Oh, my Ozzy Man Clone is below if ya want him to read this text for you. He’s AI. He’s learning. Give him time to develop (trying to say Mitsubishi Sigma screwed him today). Here ya go:

Ozzy Man in written form here on me trusty subby stacky account that ya can follow for free or as a paid wanker if ya wanna keep me alive on and offline (no pressure). I’m an aging millennial that still sees immense value and enjoyment in Web 1.0 style content m8.

Anyway, I’m gonna slam my thoughts down here in a post on the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight because:

a) Doing commentary with the video footage will lead to a worldwide block or copyright takedown from Netflix. It would be a big arse waste of time.

b) I would have to spend hours chopping a finished video up into multiple time codes (long, short, medium lengths), multiple versions, and multiple aspect ratios for YT, FB, IG, Ticky Tocky. I would have to please an algorithm first and foremost, not you, or me. It is a degrading modern feeling on the web.

c) I can’t be fucken fuckity fuckaroo’d being on the microphone this morning, my pipes are husky and sore, and I feel like writing plus adding dank memes to my post is an awesome way to spend a Tuesdee morning. I’m skilled when it comes to compiling shit, like a librarian hey.

Just go with it. Cheers.

Oh. Okay.

Compromise. A dash of technological modernity…

I’ll add an AI clone of me voice for ya in the post that you can listen to or follow along with. How’s that? We’ll skip Web 2.0 (videos) and utilise Web 1.0 (text, 1990’s style) and Web 3.0 (artificial bloody intelligence 2020’s style). No in-between. Fuck off Web 2.0, you’re cooked.

Before I commence my critical analysis of the Paul vs Tyson spectacle here’s a pic of Iron Mike’s butt cheeks alongside a minion to warm ya up:

And that concludes my review of this event. Thanks everyone.

Nah, just kidding.

THE LEAD UP:

I would be lying to ya face if I said I wasn’t looking forward to this fight for months.

The thought of the fight and imagining the fight was ultimately better than the fight.

Some days in the lead up the rational side of me dodgy brain would tell me that Jakey will definitely run over Mikey, surely that would be the reality, it’s a 30-odd-year age gap so there’s no way this will be close.

Other days, I felt the idealistic dreamy side of me dodgy brain fire up and I thought “Oh, if Tyson gets a couple of those power punches in, even just one, he could totally win! This bloke will complete a long redemption arc as a human in general and save 2024 for all of us who are not enjoying it very much! Or those of us who find Jake annoying as fuck.”

Reality will never stop being a shitcunt however…

As we know, the fight was delayed for several months (I think it was meant to be in July, someone else fact check me, I’m not a proper journo, cheers) due to Mike’s health, which he elaborated on more after the fight.

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That’s reality.

That’s how it goes. Everybody knows (side quest: name the musician in the comments who sang those words).

My rational side of the brain KNEW this. It bloody knew it!

Yeah. One of the best hits Iron Mike would get in was at the weigh in with his slappy slap after Jake stepped on his toe.

That’s. The. Reality.

My other favourite moment in the lead up to the fight was Mike’s interview with that lovely, optimistic, respectful, legendary young lady who asked him about legacy.

Crikey, she walked into that one. Insert old fashioned LOL. If ya haven’t seen it go seek it out elsewhere. I’m avoiding videos in this post remember?

In a nutshell, he responded by saying legacy is for egotistical dickheads and who gives a flying fuck cause we’re all gonna be bloody cactus soon anyway. Gold.

Listen to AI Ozzy Man for the introduction and the lead up sections of this post (kinda worth it to hear my clone say “fuck fuckity fuckeroo’d”).

THE FIGHT:

The misso and I watched the fight on the couch whilst the maltese shih tzu puppy dog climbed over us seeking love and attention, and the 6 year old human escaped into fortnite in the other room.

Was the fight wild? Nah.

Was the fight exciting? Nah.

Will the fight be memorable for years ahead? Nah.

Did I personally overall enjoy watching the fight?

I think so.

Not at first. In the moment, we all turn into bloodthirsty motherfuckers, right?

Yelling “GO MIKE! FUCK HIM UP!” “Oh come on!” “Yes! Yes! That bit was good! Those 3 seconds were great!”

Was the fight scripted, rigged or the outcome planned in advance?

I dunno. I. Do. Not. Know. I’m not a real journo guys.

I’m not gonna confidently say “yes it was fixed” because I have no evidence of that and people tend to believe other people that say stuff with conviction on the internet, even when they have no evidence, it is a legitimate issue in the world. And an issue I do not like partaking in most days.

So, Ozzy Man has no idea.

From what I could witness with my eyeballs…

Reality kicked in. That bloody word again! Reality.

Mike was fucked by round 3. My eyeballs communicated with me dodgy brain in the moment to tell me he looked absolutely fucked. Borderline limping. Slow. Struggling to muster up the energy for a brawl. That’s what I saw.

Tyson controlled the first two rounds I reckon.

After that, Jake controlled the next 6 rounds and he seemed to adapt his tempo and ferociousness. Love him or hate him, this Jake Paul bloke definitely has a ferocious streak. And he fair dinkum contained it. He bottled that shit right up. Big time. This is according to me eyeballs which witnessed it on the telly and then spoke to my brain within milliseconds.

So is that a rigged fight?

I dunno.

A lot of people justifiably criticised Jake in the lead up, stating that it will be a lose/lose fight for him.

If Mike beats him: He got his arse whooped by a much older bloke.

If he beats Mike: He’s picked on and brutalised a much older bloke beyond his prime as an athlete.

Would Jake have been aware of this pre-emptive feedback?

Of course. I’ll say that with some conviction based on lived experience. Content creators are usually aware of what others say about us narcissistic bastards.

Herein lies where I decided that I liked the fight, or at very least, that I’m cool with it… Doesn’t feel right saying I liked it at all.

Jake Paul potentially showed integrity in the moment. Fuck me dead, that’s weird to write, especially knowing his bro has an inclination for scams with his cryptocurrency shenanigans, but yeah nah nah nah nah yeah the fight ended up being…

Nice.

Ozzy Man is a softy. I feel this is somewhat known if you’ve watched multiple hours of my content. I’m a bit of a pussy.

It’s nice that a 27 year old wanker didn’t bash a 58 year old wanker into the shadow realm on the telly in my living room on a weekend. I’m pleased with that outcome upon further reflection. It’s unique in many ways in the world of combat sports. There’s plenty of other options out there with MMA and reality in general to see brutal violence. Consume it elsewhere with ease.

Also, the fight beforehand - Katie Taylor vs Amanda Serrano - will satiate ya bloodthirsty side. Fuck yes, ladies, fuck yes.

Also, I already pay for Netflix so it’s not like I was short changed as a consumer. Even if there were clauses (and it wasn’t Jake showing integrity) to go easy on Iron Mike’s brain that is potentially riddled with CTE… It’s fine. Logan Paul is definitely the bigger scammer outta those two bros if we wanna go down that rabbit hole.

Mike survived! He’s a troubled bloke when ya dig into his past (and that’s putting it way too nicely), so simply seeing someone work to better themselves and still dabble in their profession later in life is a good thing, I think. Pussies like me enjoy good things, even if they spawn from insanely dark places.

And yeah, the fella made bank. Huge win for his family in a cost of living crisis.

Listen to AI Ozzy Man read out this fight section below. He is pretty cringe to be honest, but he means well and has his moments…

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POST-FIGHT:

Sit back and enjoy the memes I say. There was a lot to witness in the stream and a lot of fun online speculating who Jake Paul will fight next.

Sydney Thomas got a fresh influx of male skewed followers online I reckon. Don’t ask me if she has an OnlyFans ya cheeky bastards. I’m married. The OnlyFans website is behind one of the strictest firewalls in the world for me.

Who is next for Jake Paul?

I’m gonna make a guess that the above image has a dash of AI to it.

May as well go through old presidents yeah nah yeah.

10/10 I would watch the above fight for sure.

Your algorithm is gonna show you a lot of Jake Paul vs Muhammad Ali ones once you engage with a singular post on it.

There ya have it legends.

No overall hate from me.

But what about you legends?

Did ya enjoy it? Did ya hate it? Were ya somewhere in between? Or did you never give a fuck about it?

Cheers for being on me Subby Stacky!

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It’s always mildly entertaining to look back over the process I go through when I make these super silly voice vids in particular.

As we know, shit has to be punchy on all the other platforms these days, so I only included less than 10 seconds of this BTS footage in my main uploads on YT, FB, IG, and Ticky Tocky (at the very end of the final commentary that went out). Which does work well in those places… Punchy, punchy, punchy-mcfucky-punchy.

However…

Subby Stacky is where I get to meander and ramble and talk ya ears off. Mwhahahaha!

So… For anyone here who has absolutely sweet fark all to do today. Are you in for the treat of a lifetime today!

Here is the full 16 minutes I recorded.

What a journey.

What a rollercoaster.

What a fantastic Tuesday morning that was a while ago when I voiced this dodgy shit.

In all seriousness, it was indeed a fun little video to make :)

Thanks ya legends!

P.S I have Destination F’d thongs available to buy on me ozzymanshop.com merch store now btw, for those keen on some new top notch footwear. I wore mine all weekend and genuinely found the arch support pretty comfy. I’m talking about flip flops international folk, not g-bangers, I’ll make those soon.

It is bang on 5pm Friday here Perth time!

I got this vintage style compilation commentary wrapped up and am scheduling it in to cap off my week. I enjoy making this Satisfaction episodes. Nice to not have to be bombastic over fails footage all the time.

I’ll give it to you legends on Saturday I reckon ;) Oooo the power I have with my scheduling right now mwhahaha!

Hope to get another video made early next week (perhaps a fresh When Animals Fight Back episode) before I head to farken Berlin, Germany, for the Red One Christmas movie press event.

Lookin’ forward to the 24 hours of travel for that one!

But seriously, happy to take some “What to Do in Berlin” suggestions :)

Hope ya having a ripper weekend!

O-Man

I’m between internet connections at the office this week so I’m struggling to upload this 3 gig 20 min+ video to Subby Stacky on the slow as fark connection I currently have. It drops out like a bastard constantly too. I’ll fix it in the coming days hopefully. Bloody Australia and its horrible fibre internet rollout. I often rant about it behind the scenes to myself ay.

So yeah nah yeah… I’ll have to embed a YT link below for ya to click on and watch elsewhere.

Me mate Dom help shoot this video about 2 weeks ago when I discovered Travis Fimmel was in Perth. I got excited coz hardly anyone cool comes to Perth.

We managed to get our shit together and organise a catch up for me to taste test his beer: Travla.

It’s the first time ever I didn’t have a time keeper, publicist, manager, agent, studio executive etc. rushing me along out of shot to the side of the camera, and I reckon it yields a great result compared to other interviews.

Hope you big bloody beautiful bastards enjoy it and thanks heaps again for being here on the official as fark ozzymanreviews dot com blog.

HERE’S THE LINK:

Ozzy Man and Ragnar Pub Chat!

Yeah nah yeah that URL takes you to the YT channel.

I have snippets as Reels/Shorts on the other platforms - IG, FB, Tik Tok, X.

Please do go and seek it out. It was a big one to organise + 1-2 weeks of editing ay. :)

Thanks again!

O-Man

My mate Liam fired it over to me at the beginning of the day and I was instantly transfixed by the athleticism on display.

This is a mob of absolute ELITE daydreamers.

Hope you’re having a mint day wherever you are in the world.

Cheers legends,

O-Man

The last couple of days I’ve worked on a video that I reckon lots of legends have wanted to see for yonks.

It’s a video that walks the line between critically analysing Destination FARKed vs Destination PERFECT.

It’s actually very difficult to find videos that suit the premise. There’s a lot of grey areas in and around being farked or perfect.

But yeah nah nah nah yeah yeah.

Enjoy and as always…have a mint weekend!

Cheers,

O-Man

Thank you to the legend who sent this one in. I have never experienced lumberjack log rolling before.

What a bloody high octane, adrenaline fuelled, thrill ride of a…sport?

Enjoy and hope you’re having a mint day legends!

O-Man

It’s impressive how many Ozzy Man viewers out there have their own tales of Destination Farked! And have also caught them on video.

I don’t encourage setting shit up or faking fails to send ‘em in to me, but if it’s something that happens organically and doesn’t lead to FINAL Destination Farked…then it’s all good yeah nah yeah?

Enjoy as always!

I’m off to the AFL Grand Final for a few days to support my Brisbane Lions. My membership number came up in the ballot so I’m one of those lucky wankers that gets a ticket and will be amongst the 100k crowd. Lookin’ forward to Katy Perry havin’ a sing as well.

Fark yes, everyone, fark yes!